The Chinbeard Gambit
Well, Joe Blanton didn’t have it today against the Nats, getting pulled early. It’s not looking good for the new guy, ol’ Kentucky Joe. I defended the move when the Phils picked him up, so I’m gonna do what I gotta do to help him be successful.
So, if Joe Blanton records a W in the month of September, I will do it. I’ll rock the chinbeard. I know it’s a drastic measure, but this is a pennant race and I’m stepping up and laying my chin on the line.
Play it: “The Hair On My Chinny Chin Chin” – Sam Sham & The Pharoahs
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I’m hoping the Phils & the Mets make the playoffs. The first team being a Nes-losky familial nostalgic fav, the second being a local team that’s been fun to follow since the AllStar break. It COULD happen if the Brewers start to slack… it all goes down this month! Lets see.
Get that razor out Mick.
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