The Rays want chinbeards? THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE CHINBEARD!
A few Joe Blanton items designed to please his biggest fans:
A great article on Joe & family: Blanton’s exploits thrilled parents, confidants - MLB - Yahoo! Sports.
The sweet homerun (Youtube will pull it soon) :
And after the jump, two bonus photos. One shows his eyes clearly open [...]
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Well, I said if Kentucky Joe got a W in September, I’d do it. And tonight, he pitched a piss-poor game against the Marlins, but was somehow bailed out by Jayson Werth’s big bat. Hey, a win is a win! And, I’m taking full credit for it, too. Never let it be said that I’m [...]
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Well, Joe Blanton didn’t have it today against the Nats, getting pulled early. It’s not looking good for the new guy, ol’ Kentucky Joe. I defended the move when the Phils picked him up, so I’m gonna do what I gotta do to help him be successful.
So, if Joe Blanton records a W in the [...]
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via Flickr user: Kimberly*
The Phillies traded minor leaguers for SP Joe Blanton and in typical phan-phashion, Phillie blog reactions have been derisive and shrill.
Immediate quotes from the Beerleaguer comment section:
“I would have been happy trading for Burnett, but Joe Blanton? Why bother?”
“I’m going to go start drinking now”
“Wow. Just unbelievable. Why oh why”
“ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
So, they’re [...]
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